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Short horror story
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- Favorite Band: We've decided to go our separate ways
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
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- gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
- girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
- gamer girl: lyke omggg im such a NERD i lol i play halo lyke all the timeee hehehe im so hottt txt me boyyys if u wantt a girrrl who understands uuu lol
- girls who play video games: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT LINK. WOULD IT KILL YOU TO JUST NOT FALL OFF THE GODDAMN LEDG- FUUUUUUUUUUUCK STOP THAT. I NEVER WANT YOU TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH EVER AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I SWEAR TO FARORE THAT I AM GOING TO COME TO HYRULE AND MURDER YOUR ASS WITH A GODDAMN BAZOOKA. DON'T YOU WALK TOO CLOSE TO THAT LIKELIKE-AND YOU DID. NOW I HAVE TO KILL IT BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING SHIELD AND YOUR FUCKING TUNIC. AND NOW I HAVE NO ROOM FOR THE RUPEES I GOT BECAUSE YOU NEVER FUCKING USE THE RUPEES IN THIS GAME. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. no... don't make that face... I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
- girls who play video games: OH GOD N- NOOOOOO LINKKKK WHYYYYYYY I DIDNT MEAN ITTTT NOOOO
